Joke # 5

fitzy · 03-23-2005, 08:44 AM

The Birdie

A young girl was walking along a nudist beach when she comes across a nude man lying on the beach reading a newspaper. The man quickly covers his dick with the paper as the girl approaches. “What’s under the paper, asks the young girl, “Um, a birdie” says the man. The girl moves on and the man drifts off to sleep

He awakes in hospital with a sharp pain in his groin area; a cop approaches and asks him “What Happened sir?” He tells the cop what previously happened. The cop l8ter brings in the girl the man saw on the beach. The cop asks the girl “what did you do to this man?”

The girl replies “I was just playing with the birdie when it spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set its nest on fire.

loserII · 03-23-2005, 08:58 AM

uLLved · 03-23-2005, 10:20 AM

Strawberry knight · 03-23-2005, 12:32 PM

I know this joke with a different version, still good

interman · 03-23-2005, 01:13 PM

lol, nice. probably a favorite among feminists

Lord Choc Obo · 03-23-2005, 08:02 PM

I prefer the version I knew first, but it's a nice adaptation.

Interman just might be right

high_till_i_die · 03-23-2005, 08:11 PM

Daaaamn he must really fall asleep. :bucky!: :bucky!: :bucky!: :bucky!:

Lord Choc Obo · 03-23-2005, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by high_till_i_die@Mar 23 2005, 09:11 PM
Daaaamn he must really fall asleep. :bucky!: :bucky!: :bucky!: :bucky!:

that's just a detail

Akherousin · 03-24-2005, 06:15 AM

Haha, made me laugh.

El_Gringo · 03-24-2005, 01:35 PM

nice.. this was the best of all

03-23-2005, 10:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
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03-23-2005, 08:44 AM	#1 (permalink)
fitzy is on the 2nd circle: Lust Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 80 Hellbux: 2,880	The Birdie A young girl was walking along a nudist beach when she comes across a nude man lying on the beach reading a newspaper. The man quickly covers his dick with the paper as the girl approaches. “What’s under the paper, asks the young girl, “Um, a birdie” says the man. The girl moves on and the man drifts off to sleep He awakes in hospital with a sharp pain in his groin area; a cop approaches and asks him “What Happened sir?” He tells the cop what previously happened. The cop l8ter brings in the girl the man saw on the beach. The cop asks the girl “what did you do to this man?” The girl replies “I was just playing with the birdie when it spat on me, so I broke its neck, cracked its eggs and set its nest on fire.

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