About PS3 Controller

KamisoriX · 08-24-2007, 10:22 PM

Well, I got my PS3, which i call Fucker3, and downloaded a shitload of Demos. let's not talk about that the graphics are good and such because we all know it is...on par with 360...hrhrhr.
Let's talk about the thing that made me a true proud owner of my lil Fucker3: THE FUCKING RETARD DESIGN SINCE PS1 CONTROLLER...without rumble but what gives.
Who in Tompsons name designed and approved that shithouse? In order to have a half tight grip on the analog stick you have to hold in more on the bottom. But then you can't use the even more retarded shoulder buttons. not only are the triggers dumbfuck round so you get a shitty hold on it...noooooo, they made them as high as the "normal" shoulder buttons so you can never reach them during normal play and have to reposition your hands in order to reach it. What kinda Quasimodo did they have as a tester (shut up Gazz). GOOD LORD, this controller pisses me off. And why are all 3rd party controllers have the same dumbfuck center possitioned analog sticks? even the PC controllers are like that. Appearently there is no way to use the 360 USB controller on the PS3. At least i found nothing on it but i might try it myself later. NO! i don't want to install linux on my PS3 in order to use the 360 controller. Alone for the fact that i want the controller to work with the PS3 games. No, i don't want the controller to operate a half assed OS nor do I have the urge to have linux on my PS3 so i can connect a fucking printer to it. Let's see. I got 4 underpowered Pcs and all connected to a decent printer. everything i need to print I do it from there...well, actually i havn't printed shit for ages. But if I had somethin to print, now i can install Linux and drag a whatever file onto a USB stick, transfer it over to the PS3 and then print it. WOW! could have done it on the PC right away but heck, If i don't do it on the PS3 then appearently that big black retard serve no other purpose. oh wait, it's a gaming consol in the first place...i think...some people say it's a fucking multimedia something. But DAMN SHIT!! i can't even play a game on it because of the fucking fuckhouse fucktroller with its fucking 6 fuckxis motionshitter...which do work pretty good I must say

AKADeadly · 08-24-2007, 10:43 PM

i don't like the 6axis thing, wish it had rumble

KamisoriX · 08-25-2007, 12:01 AM

neither do I but it seems it's the only thing working right on that 6 fuckxis controller

KamisoriX · 08-25-2007, 02:14 PM

UPDATE: got semi used to it now. triggers are still shitty possitioned (like it's gonna change over night and transform into a nice 360 controller).
Still a shitty piece but I manage to finish half a stage in resistance demo

borschtbomber[ss] · 08-26-2007, 07:33 PM

Can't agree with you more, I've never been a fan of that design of controller. To be honest, IMO the best desing is the Gamecube controllers, those are really comfortable and easy to hit all of the buttons. And it was stupid to remove the rumble...I would miss it.

Nxs · 08-26-2007, 08:00 PM

Really? The GC controllers? To me those are the worst ones! I still have a problem using those things

Balmoung · 08-26-2007, 09:39 PM

the controllers are a pain in the ass some times but they take time to get used to i guess...the main thing thats so pathetic is the game controller they say its new innovative technology in hte controller but i have seen old computer games that come with a controller that moves a plane with whichever way you angle the controller the only thing that sony did isremove the wire and make it wireless , other then that it seems they like to take old products design and say hey we are brand new, now come pay 800$ you stupid bastards..man i wish we could slap those people and kick em in the nuts

KamisoriX · 08-27-2007, 05:08 AM

I totally forgot about the GC controller. Yeah, it was quiet comfortable but the button layout needed some gettin used to. The only thing i hated on the GC con was the analog embedded in this edgy shape. I always liked the dreamcast controller of which the Xbox was based on.

borschtbomber[ss] · 08-28-2007, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nxs@Aug 26 2007, 04:00 PM
Really? The GC controllers? To me those are the worst ones! I still have a problem using those things

Well, I don't think they had monkeys in mind when designing it

AKADeadly · 08-28-2007, 02:34 AM

I liked the dreamcast controller also, but i didn't like the cord sticking out of the front and then running back.

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08-24-2007, 10:22 PM	#1 (permalink)
KamisoriX is a certified SPAM DEMON. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sexyman Island Posts: 10,229 Hellbux: 173,429	Well, I got my PS3, which i call Fucker3, and downloaded a shitload of Demos. let's not talk about that the graphics are good and such because we all know it is...on par with 360...hrhrhr. Let's talk about the thing that made me a true proud owner of my lil Fucker3: THE FUCKING RETARD DESIGN SINCE PS1 CONTROLLER...without rumble but what gives. Who in Tompsons name designed and approved that shithouse? In order to have a half tight grip on the analog stick you have to hold in more on the bottom. But then you can't use the even more retarded shoulder buttons. not only are the triggers dumbfuck round so you get a shitty hold on it...noooooo, they made them as high as the "normal" shoulder buttons so you can never reach them during normal play and have to reposition your hands in order to reach it. What kinda Quasimodo did they have as a tester (shut up Gazz). GOOD LORD, this controller pisses me off. And why are all 3rd party controllers have the same dumbfuck center possitioned analog sticks? even the PC controllers are like that. Appearently there is no way to use the 360 USB controller on the PS3. At least i found nothing on it but i might try it myself later. NO! i don't want to install linux on my PS3 in order to use the 360 controller. Alone for the fact that i want the controller to work with the PS3 games. No, i don't want the controller to operate a half assed OS nor do I have the urge to have linux on my PS3 so i can connect a fucking printer to it. Let's see. I got 4 underpowered Pcs and all connected to a decent printer. everything i need to print I do it from there...well, actually i havn't printed shit for ages. But if I had somethin to print, now i can install Linux and drag a whatever file onto a USB stick, transfer it over to the PS3 and then print it. WOW! could have done it on the PC right away but heck, If i don't do it on the PS3 then appearently that big black retard serve no other purpose. oh wait, it's a gaming consol in the first place...i think...some people say it's a fucking multimedia something. But DAMN SHIT!! i can't even play a game on it because of the fucking fuckhouse fucktroller with its fucking 6 fuckxis motionshitter...which do work pretty good I must say

08-25-2007, 12:01 AM	#3 (permalink)
KamisoriX is a certified SPAM DEMON. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sexyman Island Posts: 10,229 Hellbux: 173,429	neither do I but it seems it's the only thing working right on that 6 fuckxis controller

08-25-2007, 02:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
KamisoriX is a certified SPAM DEMON. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sexyman Island Posts: 10,229 Hellbux: 173,429	UPDATE: got semi used to it now. triggers are still shitty possitioned (like it's gonna change over night and transform into a nice 360 controller). Still a shitty piece but I manage to finish half a stage in resistance demo

08-26-2007, 07:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
borschtbomber[ss] is on the 2nd circle: Lust Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 114 Hellbux: 10	Can't agree with you more, I've never been a fan of that design of controller. To be honest, IMO the best desing is the Gamecube controllers, those are really comfortable and easy to hit all of the buttons. And it was stupid to remove the rumble...I would miss it.

08-26-2007, 09:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
Balmoung is on the 3rd circle: Gluttony Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 272 Hellbux: 282	the controllers are a pain in the ass some times but they take time to get used to i guess...the main thing thats so pathetic is the game controller they say its new innovative technology in hte controller but i have seen old computer games that come with a controller that moves a plane with whichever way you angle the controller the only thing that sony did isremove the wire and make it wireless , other then that it seems they like to take old products design and say hey we are brand new, now come pay 800$ you stupid bastards..man i wish we could slap those people and kick em in the nuts

08-27-2007, 05:08 AM	#8 (permalink)
KamisoriX is a certified SPAM DEMON. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Sexyman Island Posts: 10,229 Hellbux: 173,429	I totally forgot about the GC controller. Yeah, it was quiet comfortable but the button layout needed some gettin used to. The only thing i hated on the GC con was the analog embedded in this edgy shape. I always liked the dreamcast controller of which the Xbox was based on.