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Congrats to Shane_for_wax! I had no idea I was the original winner, until tonight...about 3 days and 6 hours too late. I had the original thread bookmarked and revisited every couple of days....

There once was a good knight named Nick
cursed with Tourrette's and a tic.
Dragon slain and battle won,
fair maiden he called upon,
when on knee, he did yelp, "Titties, Prick!"