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    If women didn't have tits and a poonanni, I would have to go to the other team as they are really starting to piss me off more and more lately.

    If you didn't read or hear, this morning a lingerie model and a soldier for the UK, put a stop to the swimsuit competition in beauty pageants and had them replace it with sports crap!!! I am not kidding! Here is the link.

    Here is my problem with this horseshit. One, the woman is a hypocritical bitch! She is a lingerie model for Christ sake! She struts her junk in her underwear for a living! Two, it is called a beauty pageant for a reason. The women are judged on beauty! Not the dumb ass answers they give to the questions, unless you count that whole fiasco with that fag Perez Hilton. Three, seriously here, replacing the swimsuit comp with a sports comp? No one wants to watch a bunch of women that can build their own house in a beauty pageant!!!!

    Lemme ask a question....How well did the women's football league go? Or the WNBA for that matter?

    I'll answer it for you, they both bombed!

    I am really glad I don't live in the UK so that I don't have to witness this crap. On the plus side, it will be on youtube so that endless Americans can make fun of the entire thing.

    I am soooo very tired of all these people wanting to pc and screwing it up for the rest of us.

    To 'combat barbie': get your thong out of your ass and understand that a BEAUTY pageant is based on beauty and not some sexist thing! If you don't like it, don't PARTICIPATE ya dumb bitch and stop screwing it up for everyone else that knows what it is! I suggest you spend more time with that cocksucker Perez Hilton. He will probably help you win the pageant based on some stupid ass question!

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    The Lingerie Football League ROCKS

    http://www.lingeriebowl.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slaymate View Post
    The Lingerie Football League ROCKS

    http://www.lingeriebowl.com/

    See, now that is completely different! I would actually watch that as there is a chance a boob would fall out! There is no hiding what they are doing there, they want men to watch. And most likely combat barbie

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    Gazz, what does your partner think of your posts above? Can't imagine she does not mind it... XD
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Rahl View Post
    Gazz, what does your partner think of your posts above? Can't imagine she does not mind it... XD
    How could she mind a post she never sees? A successful partnership is based on lies and a decent blowjob from time to time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gazz View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Rahl View Post
    Gazz, what does your partner think of your posts above? Can't imagine she does not mind it... XD
    How could she mind a post she never sees? A successful partnership is based on lies and a decent blowjob from time to time.
    ROFLOL, typically a reply for you to give.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard_Rahl View Post
    ROFLOL, typically a reply for you to give.
    That's what the missus always tells me too, we laugh a little about the obviousness of her silly joke and then I send her back to the kitchen where she belongs.
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