There once was a half-orc named Doox.
He tired of grouping with mooks.
He joined with a party
and never was tardy
but housewives can be real kooks!
There once was a half-orc named Doox.
He tired of grouping with mooks.
He joined with a party
and never was tardy
but housewives can be real kooks!
There once was a troll named Bob.
Whose friends say was kind of a slob.
He ate villagers for Lunch.
Loved the sound when bones crunched.
For desert he loved eyeball kabobs.
There once was a good knight named Nick
cursed with Tourrette's and a tic.
Dragon slain and battle won,
fair maiden he called upon,
when on knee, he did yelp, "Titties, Prick!"
A dragon of might I did see
who seemed to want to eat me
He seemed to be willing
to do some killing
Whilst I only wanted to flee
I loved that one panasyncolten!
Vaguely looks like a meat-based Pac Man coughing up blood XD - Iczer
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The Old Dragon
There once was this old dragon
Whose old wings were a laggin'
He fell from the sky
Though he didn't die
Landed in a farmers wagon
There was once a Knight named Drick.
Who dreamed of fighting real slick.
He then met a lady.
Whom then had a baby.
And now told him he must pick.
There once was a knight named stan
who wanted a fire-breathing dragon ban
so he picked up his sword
and told his men to get into a ford
while he jumped into his van
Entry
There once was dragon
who couldn't hurt a fly
A knight heard of this and came to slay him
and the dragon ate him
too bad the knight wasn't a fly
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