Unlocker, Heidi and Co

[KamisoriX]

Well, I recently had to set up a PC for a firend (ah, screw the friend part, I just wanna bang her) and I gave her some mini prgs that are quiet helpful for n00bs in distress:

Unlocker is a neat lil prg that lets you erase, move or rename files that are...dunno...fucked? it's pretty good if you got one of those nasty lil files you just can't get rid of in the usual way.


Heidi Erasure is basicly a supper shredder. Remember those times when the feds beat ya up after school and stole your notebook? And they always managed to find the pr0n stuff you thought you got rid of by simply deleting them from your HDD. Well, now you can be sure that the adult entertainment clips, you know, the ones that magicly appeared on your HDD without you knowing how, will be gone forever by sending heidi to town. Heidi's been around and knows all the tricks and how to get rid of those Anti-christian video files.


Free Hex Editor Neo is...well...a HEX Editor. dunno if it's the best or so but it does the job and it's for free. a hex editor is a cheat0rs...umm...a modder i mean, best friend.


FFDSHOW is a...dunno really what it is. Last night, when you got that hot chick over and you tried impress her by watching stupid foreign movies you just downloaded from "www.chickflikstop100.gal" website. But what happened? yes, the video can't be played because you got all those codec packs on your PC and without knowing, you were the cause of the codec war in your PC. Now what happened was that the vid needs XviD, which you have...like 25 times from 32 different codec packs and each pack wants to be the GunHoQueen, leaving you with nothing but a bored chick that thinks you are to dumb to use your own PC. of course she left and it seems you will never lose your virginity in this lifetime. But lucky you there is FFDSHOW. it makes all those system resource huggin codecs obsolete. it's...i still dunno what it is to be honest. No link because there are so many versions and spin offs of it so just google and use the one that gets ya laid.


MPC and VLC are Media players. Yes, you guessed it right: it plays medias. Awesome, ey? even more awesome with FFDSHOW. now there is nothing that can stand in your way of becoming a man.


nod32 is the best, BEST!!, free anti vir prg I know. I would even go as far and say it's better than my babe: kaspersky. i mean nod32 really gets the job done. You remember that ugly 2 dollar hooker that gave you STD? nod32 goes over to her crypt and beats the crap out of her in front of her children. That whore gets a beating so bad that she goes back in time and denies you...the service. which causes a time line paradox and you are clean again...but unfortunitly also leaves you as still a virgin.


Well, that's all i can think of right now. maybe I'll check later for other HDD space wasters that you need to prevent you turning gay...unless you are a girl...then I would like to watch

[interman]

Originally Posted by KamisoriX

(ah, screw the friend part, I just wanna bang her)

Time to get rid of that v-card?

Nice list though, I've used most of them at some point.

A noob's system should probably also have spybot and adaware installed.

[KamisoriX]

ad-aware turned into shit when they cut of the service for the old versions and forced you to use AA08 (or was it 07?). but SpyBot is pretty good for a freebie

[interman]

I used the AA07 beta for about 10 minutes. Worst piece of software ever

08 is better though. I guess they listened to some feedback.

[KamisoriX]

naa dunno, dont trust AA anymore. besides, i dont get those stuff on my PC anyway

[Xpendable]

[MPC and VLC are Media players. Yes, you guessed it right: it plays medias. Awesome, ey?]


as always ^^

[KamisoriX]

Originally Posted by Xpendable

[MPC and VLC are Media players. Yes, you guessed it right: it plays medias. Awesome, ey?]


as always ^^

hrhr...nice way to quote in a forum...hrhrhr

[KamisoriX]

Well AA08 is better than 07 but they still keep that dumb aawservice.exe thingy. is there a way to turn it of permanently or set it so it only starts when i start AA08? -.-'